Category: Joke Board
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich.
He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just
shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda:
"A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.
hahahahaha! Nice!
heheheheeheheheheh
though can't guess where they got the idea of a marsupial from, pandas aren't marsupials, they're bears. or as close to a bear as makes no diffrence.
hmm.
I've actually heard this joke before. It made me laugh when I was really feeling down. But I still think it's funny and very cute.
This joke was told at the beginning of a book called Eats, shoots, and Leaves. It was a book about punctuation and how one misplaced comma or an absence of a comma can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
heheh, cute but not the funniest, maybe it is the alcohol....lol
lol; cute.
Heehee. Wow. Pretty silly.